Oh sweet Cammie....that's just unfair for your hooman family to accuse you of doing such a dastardly deed. On the other hand, they have apologized to you and if you play your cards right you can get extra treats.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.