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    I demand an apology

    Dear Momcat and Dadcat: I have come here to PetTalk to demand a formal apology from you. For months now you have accused me of being the one who was peeing in the kitchen sink. My protests of innocence have fallen on deaf ears. You know that I am too much of a lady to do such a thing. Only a nawtee (hint hint) kitty would pee in the sink.

    Well, last night, the truth finally came out. Right in the middle of your dinner party, Pepper jumped up on the kitchen counter, which is a big no no. Then, she squatted in the sink and peed! Everyone at the party saw it. I could tell by their looks of disgust that Pepper was in trouble.

    Yet, still no apology from you. No extra cuddles, no special treats ‚€“ no nothing! This sad episode has caused me to seriously doubt whether I adopted the right family. Tap, tap, tap ‚€“ I‚€™m waiting‚€¶..
    Impatiently Yours, Cammie

    Last edited by kuhio98; 07-31-2008 at 05:57 PM.
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    Consider having your cat tested for Polycystic kidney disease ~~ Rest in peace Willy
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    Pepper's Reply

    Dear PetTalkers ‚€“ I have to plead ignorance. How was I supposed to know that peeing in the sink isn‚€™t ladylike behavior? I was just trying to make the garbage disposal smell better. I was concerned that our guest‚€™s dining experience would be interrupted by a foul odor. I helped, didn‚€™t I?
    Helpfully Yours, Pepper
    Last edited by kuhio98; 07-31-2008 at 05:58 PM.
    Ask your vet about microchipping. ~~ It could have saved Kuhio's life. And it cost Halo hers.
    Consider having your cat tested for Polycystic kidney disease ~~ Rest in peace Willy
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    OH MY GOODNESS! Peeing in the KITCHEN sink during a dinner party? But now you know who is doing it and you can start to encourage her to "go" elsewhere.. I have never heard of a cat peeing in ANY sink! That is so unusual!

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    Oh no! What a shocking moment! I hope the guests were cat lovers!

    I think an appology is in order to sweet Cammie... and Pepper needs to go to her room and think about what she has done wrong!

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    Originally posted by Laura's Babies
    OH MY GOODNESS! Peeing in the KITCHEN sink during a dinner party? But now you know who is doing it and you can start to encourage her to "go" elsewhere.. I have never heard of a cat peeing in ANY sink! That is so unusual!

    Ahem.......

    Any port in a storm......

    What is a sink anyway....a box with a hole in the bottom.
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    I don't blame you Cammie! You should demand an apology, or maybe get even and join Pepper in fragrancing that sink! Don't worry Pepper...there's a resident Bad Girl here too! Sweet Pea stays mostly in the bedroom because she's more nawtee than you!
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    Dear Princess Cammie Cat: Please accept our long overdue apology. We were wrong to have suspected you of such bad behavior. Please forgive us. Your Dadcat and I are planning to serve you your favorite dinner tonight. There will be minced turkey lunch meat and cheddar cheese for you. All for you. Pepper is on bread and water until she learns better manners. Please accept our apology. And continue to let us live with you in your home. We promise to continue to wait on you hand and foot. Thank you for adopting us!
    Sincerely Yours, Momcat and Dadcat
    Ask your vet about microchipping. ~~ It could have saved Kuhio's life. And it cost Halo hers.
    Consider having your cat tested for Polycystic kidney disease ~~ Rest in peace Willy
    Loved by Lisa

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    LOL.. That is too funny. Blacky, my old cat would go in the bathtub. Right room, wrong place.

    Were the guests cat people?

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    Oh sweet Cammie....that's just unfair for your hooman family to accuse you of doing such a dastardly deed. On the other hand, they have apologized to you and if you play your cards right you can get extra treats.
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    Originally posted by Laura's Babies
    OH MY GOODNESS! Peeing in the KITCHEN sink during a dinner party? But now you know who is doing it and you can start to encourage her to "go" elsewhere.. I have never heard of a cat peeing in ANY sink! That is so unusual!
    Sigh, not so unusual around here! We keep the bathroom doors closed all the time and a cover on the kitchen sink. Onyx will pee in the tub or the sink any time given half a chance!

    Enjoy your turkey, Cammie!
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    I demand an apology

    Originally posted by kuhio98

    ... My protests of innocence have fallen on deaf ears.
    Boots, da Kat, here ~

    Yeah, Blame da Kat!
    Rub here iz dat I'z da ONLEE Kat!

    Last big Blame da Kat dust-up wuz jest after SmokeMutt
    joined our merrie band...

    Dad wandered inna bunkroom an *stepped* onna WET Karpit...
    den noticed a WET SPOT onna wall. :eek;

    An quess whoo got blamed!??
    Yup - ME - da KAT.
    Gotta Butt-Smak AND locked inna baffroom jail!

    Dad wuz kleenin up da *mess* when he noticed da Wet Spot onna wall
    went a LOT furder UP da wall than I wuz TALL!
    Not ta menshun da WET Spot wuz a lot BIGGER than WUN lil Kat
    kuld carry inna tank...

    Uhhhh - Ohhhhh...
    Heard him call da SmokeMutt ober...
    Smoke's *WHININ* an *HOWLIN* wuz musik to my earz!

    I got sum treetz an SmokeMutt spent a kuple nitez inna basement!

    Yea... Blame da KAT!

    /s/ Boots

    .
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    In the sink! Ok. (If my mom's dog is here Filou pees in the laundry basket ).

    But during a dinner party. When you hope nobody got that plate fresh from the dishwasher with a cat hair on it

    I can't help but LMAO but I feel with you nevertheless

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    Originally posted by Barbara
    In the sink! Ok. (If my mom's dog is here Filou pees in the laundry basket ).

    !! In an EMPTY one, I hope??

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    Poor Cammie- I'm sure Momcat and Dadcat are very very sorry. You deserve some extra loving for all of that indignity!

    PEPPER! Thank you for trying to help but you MUST use the litter box!
    Chris

  15. It is only a phase....at least it was for Edwina. She would pee in the powder room sink. We were trying to sell the house. These horrid people (who did buy it!) were the only ones who almost saw it. Fortunately, our realtor, a friend and animal lover, grabbed her out of the sink...and made some statement about silly cats love cool places to lie in.....

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