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    What's all the BUZZ about??

    Buzzing Sex Toy Causes Airport Shut Down

    POSTED: 9:36 am EDT October 5, 2004
    http://www.newsnet5.com/news/3783686/detail.html




    BRISBANE, Australia -- The buzz in Brisbane wasn't a bomb -- but a vibrator.
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    An Australian airport was shut down for almost an hour Monday, when someone reported a strange humming noise coming from a garbage can. Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said it was "rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously."

    Police ordered an evacuation while they investigated.

    After about 45 minutes the security alert was canceled. It turned out that someone had tossed out an adult sex toy.
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    ROFLMAO!!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    So many things to say to this. Uh, I think they tossed it away too soon as it still had some energy left. That is so funny! I hope they used caution when picking it up. No telling where it's been, really!

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    ROTFLMAO!
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    Originally posted by dukedogsmom
    So many things to say to this.
    I know....I'm trying really hard to keep my mouth shut......
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

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    Too funny. its a family site - its a family site - its a family site.


    anyone wanting to hear the hamster story will need to pm me.

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    Well... this IS the Dog House!!!
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    Originally posted by pitc9
    Well... this IS the Dog House!!!
    Yes, but children can read it, so we appreciate folks keeping the humor clean!

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    Too bad...........

    9/3/13
    I did the right thing by setting you free
    But the pain is very deep.
    If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
    I miss you


    I hear you whimper in your sleep
    I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
    It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.

    Fur as dark as the night.
    Join me on this flight.
    Paws of love that follow me.
    In my heart you'll forever be.
    [/SIZE]



    How I wish I could hold you near.
    Turn back time to make it so.
    Hug you close and never let go.
    11/12/06




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    Why did the trash can hum furiously???


    It didn't know the words!




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    *giggles*

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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    Why did the trash can hum furiously???


    It didn't know the words!



    HA HA HA!!!!
    ~Angie, Sierra & Buddy
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    I suffer from multiple Shepherd syndrome



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    ROFL!!

    Last holiday we got in our hotel room - Slick/Richard - stop it!! - and heard this weird noise - searched everywhere: bathroom, mini bar, under the bed and couldn't find anything so we started to unpack - that's when we found my toothbrush - whirring madly away to itself!! Duh!!

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    Originally posted by lynnestankard
    Last holiday we got in our hotel room - Slick/Richard - stop it!! -
    What!!!!!?????? I didn't say anything???? I took my "be good" pill today.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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