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Thread: Furminology Dictionary Update 9/28/04

  1. #106
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    I'm going to bump up the Furminology Dictionary again because some of the newer PTers might not have seen it.

    Richard, this has made my eyes leaky today: "Poof v. (pouf) The disapperance of a mistreated cat, usually by a savior looking to better the cat's life. "
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    I cannot take credit for this one. I saw it before, but Kuhio98 posted last so the credit goes there!

    You Have Been Chosen v, (U Hahv Bin Chozen) The first encounter between a feline and a hooman that usually ends up in a magenti attraction that is far more than 'love at first sight. The feline is usually the side that initiates contact and picks the person as a new caretaker. A bonding experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    You Have Been Chosen v, (U Hahv Bin Chozen) The first encounter between a feline and a hooman that usually ends up in a magnetic attraction that is far more than 'love at first sight. The feline is usually the side that initiates contact and picks the person as a new caretaker. A bonding experience.
    EXACTLY! That's what happened when Pinot chose us - she reached out of the cage, literally tapped me on the shoulder, and said - "Excuse me, I'd like to live in Howard County, at your house, please!" ...and that was it!

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    Seven years ago, at the place where I worked, one of my supervisors (bless her heart) poofed my dear Mac from the neglectful home where he was living (it is really a sad story) and brought him to me because she said, "you look like you need a cat." The happiest day of my life was that day! I have had and loved my dear Macgyver, and he me, since that very day.

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    pointy ends or pointee enz (n.): cat's claws
    Example sentence: "Ow, Cassie jabbed me with her pointy ends again! Serves me right!"
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    S-kit-tish v. (skih tish) The momentary bursts of youth from a full grown feline.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    World basketball chamopionships, football starts and a world series in October!!.

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    Deli-cat- n. (deh lee khat) The sudden appearance of any feline when ham, pastrami, salami, turkey or any other sandwich meat is taken out of the refridgerator.

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    Cat-tankerous- n. (Khat Tahn Ker Us) The crabby kitty who is awakened by a rude hooman.

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    Catty Daddy n. (Khat tee Dah Dee) The main man of the house, Provider and opener of all packages of food. 2. Head honcho. 3. Litter box maintainer. 4. Pimp daddy of the clan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Catty Daddy n. (Khat tee Dah Dee) The main man of the house, Provider and opener of all packages of food. 2. Head honcho. 3. Litter box maintainer. 4. Pimp daddy of the clan.
    *Bed warmer
    *Itch scratcher
    *Toy fetcher
    *Finder of white kitteh who gets outside and dirty, greeter of outside kitteh who finds his way inside and snuggles up in recliner
    *Bather of dirty white kitteh
    *Opposable thumb person!
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    I got this from a co-worker:

    Scoop alert. You're on scoop alert when a) you hear kitty pawing in the litter pan or b) you walk in the room where the litter pan is, and you're greeted by... that smell.
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    I got this from a co-worker:

    Scoop alert. You're on scoop alert when a) you hear kitty pawing in the litter pan or b) you walk in the room where the litter pan is, and you're greeted by... that smell.
    Weapon of mass distinction?

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    Orna-Mental v. (Ohr nuh Mehn tul) Psychotic state induced by mixing cats and any holiday decorations in your home.


    Tinsel-Turd n. (Tihn sul Terd) The phenomenon of having your pet 'pass' their very own 'Holiday Log'-Just for you to clean up.

    Holiday Log n. (Hul eh Dai Log) See Tinsel Turd.

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    LOL@ "holiday log"!
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
    "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey the elder View Post
    LOL@ "holiday log"!
    Uh, maybe I should have said "Yule Log"?

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