Cat Christmas Carol

[tuxluvr]

Deck the halls with fake fur mousies
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Mess up the entire housey
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Don we now, our sweet demeanor
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Blame the dog and eat his dinner
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!\\

Anyone want to make a second verse?

[purrley]

Tuxluvr - so cute - I sang it to myself and it's really, really, cute - sorry - not talented enough to create a second verse

[Former User]

I'm sure Zippy-kat will come up with something

[zippy-kat]

originally posted by Caper & Kitty:
Kitchen was upside down, picture frame on the floor, glass was in a millions of pieces, some of my clothes at the bedroom was on the floor, their dry food bowl was moere or less upside down too, and the dry food everywhere...


(dedicated to Casper & Kitty )

"Hey Casper! let's wreck the house!"
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Onto the floor comes Mom's new blouse-
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
"Hey Kitty, let's climb the tree..."
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
"Casper, please... I asked you to wait for me!"
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

Here we go, we're climbing up...
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
"Hey, Kitty? I think I'm stuck!"
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
At the top, this is it--
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
*CRASH, BANG, BOOM* Mom's gonna through a fit!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

"To the bathroom--let's run fast!"
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
"If she catches us, she'll bust our...tails!"
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Here we are, we made it safely!
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Hurry! Quick! Let's look lazy!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew, mew.... mew...... mew!!!!!

[AmberLee]

Pro: It's magnificent and really sounds like our dear Casper and Kitty.

Con: I laughed so hard I hurt myself.

Well done, Zippy-Kat. 5 stars!

[NoahsMommy]

Zippy 7 tuxluver, you guys are too funny!!! Great job!

[wayne0214]

There is real talent on this site. Excellent!

.......wayne

[tuxluvr]

Ahh zippy, I bow to the superior Bard!

Very funny! thanks for answering the challenge!

[ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: tuxluvr ]

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by tuxluvr:
Ahh zippy, I bow to the superior Bard!

Very funny! thanks for answering the challenge!

[ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: tuxluvr ]

Tuxluvr...I absolutely love the sneaky kitty eatin' the pup's dinner! Sounds like something my guys would do! lol

No, not superior in any means!!!

This is so fun! I'm glad you started it!! We'll have to put our heads together and come up with some more!!

[zippy-kat]

Spencer's Christmas Carol

My dad brought home a semi-feral.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
A trip to the vet & now he's sterile.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
He's so cute he makes me choke-
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Just wait til I get him by the throat!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

Orange and white, he looks like me.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
But a dork, he'll always be.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
You should know, I'm top cat!
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Mess with me I'll knock you flat!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

Ernie you're a big ol' bore,
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Wish Dad'd take you back to the store!
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Just for that, I'll have you know...
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Dad's no longer allowed at the Hoooommmmeeee Deeepoooooottttt!!
(Says me, Spencer the Lion *THE* top cat!)

[zippy-kat]

Let's see if you guys can guess this one!

I'm the mystery kat you'll never see.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Cos my dad won't post pictures of me!
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
2 dogs I have for my siblings
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
On my ear bonez they are nibbling.
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

I'm gonna swat 'em in the face!
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
*Hmph* Dogs are always such a disgrace.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Know who I am? I'll bet you're guessing!
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Ask me now and quit your stressing!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

Ok guys, know who it is?!

[Pam]

PHRED'S FUR KID, BOOTS THE KAT!!! Nice job Zippy!!!!!

[AmberLee]

Wow! What talented peoples we have participating on this board.

Re. Zippy's mystery poem well done. Me three: it's Phred's Boots!!!

[tuxluvr]

Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas Tree
You look like a big cat toy
Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas Tree
I'm planning such a neat ploy!
Your limbs I'll shred, your lights unthread
Your ornaments found in mom's bed
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas Tree
I just can't wait to climb thee!

[AmberLee]

Up on the counter
Puss cats pause
Sniff at the bowl and
extend claws.
Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
Up on the counter
click click click
Now let's jump off quick, quick, quick.

Here is a morsel to sniff and smell
Dip in a paw and stir it well.
Is it for eating or just to shred?
Let's go hide it under the bed!
Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
Up on the counter
click click click
Now let's jump off quick, quick, quick.

[ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: AmberLee ]