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    Cat Christmas Carol

    Deck the halls with fake fur mousies
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    Mess up the entire housey
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    Don we now, our sweet demeanor
    meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
    Blame the dog and eat his dinner
    Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!\\

    Anyone want to make a second verse?
    "Everything is better when Ritz sits on it......or in it"

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    Tuxluvr - so cute - I sang it to myself and it's really, really, cute - sorry - not talented enough to create a second verse

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    I'm sure Zippy-kat will come up with something

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    originally posted by Caper & Kitty:
    Kitchen was upside down, picture frame on the floor, glass was in a millions of pieces, some of my clothes at the bedroom was on the floor, their dry food bowl was moere or less upside down too, and the dry food everywhere...


    (dedicated to Casper & Kitty )

    "Hey Casper! let's wreck the house!"
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    Onto the floor comes Mom's new blouse-
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    "Hey Kitty, let's climb the tree..."
    meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
    "Casper, please... I asked you to wait for me!"
    Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

    Here we go, we're climbing up...
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    "Hey, Kitty? I think I'm stuck!"
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    At the top, this is it--
    meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
    *CRASH, BANG, BOOM* Mom's gonna through a fit!
    Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

    "To the bathroom--let's run fast!"
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    "If she catches us, she'll bust our...tails!"
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    Here we are, we made it safely!
    meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
    Hurry! Quick! Let's look lazy!
    Meow mew meow mew meow, mew, mew.... mew...... mew!!!!!

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    Pro: It's magnificent and really sounds like our dear Casper and Kitty.

    Con: I laughed so hard I hurt myself.

    Well done, Zippy-Kat. 5 stars!
    I'm sometimes asked "Why do you spend so much of your time and money talking about kindness to animals when there is so much cruelty to men?" I answer: "I am working at the roots." -George T. Angell, reformer (1823-1909)



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    Zippy 7 tuxluver, you guys are too funny!!! Great job!
    ...RIP, our sweet Gini...

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    There is real talent on this site. Excellent!

    .......wayne

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    Ahh zippy, I bow to the superior Bard!

    Very funny! thanks for answering the challenge!

    [ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: tuxluvr ]
    "Everything is better when Ritz sits on it......or in it"

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    Originally posted by tuxluvr:
    Ahh zippy, I bow to the superior Bard!

    Very funny! thanks for answering the challenge!

    [ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: tuxluvr ]

    Tuxluvr...I absolutely love the sneaky kitty eatin' the pup's dinner! Sounds like something my guys would do! lol

    No, not superior in any means!!!

    This is so fun! I'm glad you started it!! We'll have to put our heads together and come up with some more!!

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    Spencer's Christmas Carol

    My dad brought home a semi-feral.
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    A trip to the vet & now he's sterile.
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    He's so cute he makes me choke-
    meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
    Just wait til I get him by the throat!
    Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

    Orange and white, he looks like me.
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    But a dork, he'll always be.
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    You should know, I'm top cat!
    meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
    Mess with me I'll knock you flat!
    Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

    Ernie you're a big ol' bore,
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    Wish Dad'd take you back to the store!
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    Just for that, I'll have you know...
    meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
    Dad's no longer allowed at the Hoooommmmeeee Deeepoooooottttt!!
    (Says me, Spencer the Lion *THE* top cat!)

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    Let's see if you guys can guess this one!

    I'm the mystery kat you'll never see.
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    Cos my dad won't post pictures of me!
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    2 dogs I have for my siblings
    meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
    On my ear bonez they are nibbling.
    Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

    I'm gonna swat 'em in the face!
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    *Hmph* Dogs are always such a disgrace.
    mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
    Know who I am? I'll bet you're guessing!
    meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
    Ask me now and quit your stressing!
    Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!

    Ok guys, know who it is?!

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    PHRED'S FUR KID, BOOTS THE KAT!!! Nice job Zippy!!!!!

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    Wow! What talented peoples we have participating on this board.

    Re. Zippy's mystery poem well done. Me three: it's Phred's Boots!!!
    I'm sometimes asked "Why do you spend so much of your time and money talking about kindness to animals when there is so much cruelty to men?" I answer: "I am working at the roots." -George T. Angell, reformer (1823-1909)



    Thank you, Popcornbird for creating this tribute to Summer starring Livvy and Cassy

    Livvy: 11 April 99 - 5 July 09
    Cassy: 11 July 99 - 8 April 11

    If you would like to visit my BeautiConsultant page --
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    Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas Tree
    You look like a big cat toy
    Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas Tree
    I'm planning such a neat ploy!
    Your limbs I'll shred, your lights unthread
    Your ornaments found in mom's bed
    Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas Tree
    I just can't wait to climb thee!
    "Everything is better when Ritz sits on it......or in it"

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    Up on the counter
    Puss cats pause
    Sniff at the bowl and
    extend claws.
    Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
    Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
    Up on the counter
    click click click
    Now let's jump off quick, quick, quick.

    Here is a morsel to sniff and smell
    Dip in a paw and stir it well.
    Is it for eating or just to shred?
    Let's go hide it under the bed!
    Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
    Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
    Up on the counter
    click click click
    Now let's jump off quick, quick, quick.

    [ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: AmberLee ]
    I'm sometimes asked "Why do you spend so much of your time and money talking about kindness to animals when there is so much cruelty to men?" I answer: "I am working at the roots." -George T. Angell, reformer (1823-1909)



    Thank you, Popcornbird for creating this tribute to Summer starring Livvy and Cassy

    Livvy: 11 April 99 - 5 July 09
    Cassy: 11 July 99 - 8 April 11

    If you would like to visit my BeautiConsultant page --
    http://www.beautipage.com/serene_angel_hm_spa/

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