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    A troll Story

    Once upon a time, or maybe it was twice or three times. One can never be sure of anything these days. Anyway, once (or more) upon a time, there was a smattering of trolls. (A smattering is the scientific term for 3 or more trolls, like a pride of lions, gaggle of geese, etc) Now, in this troll smattering I'm sure there were adult trolls, but they were very rarely present. The troll larvae (babies), however, were abundant.

    The troll smattering lived in a hole and had little or no contact with other species, or even other trolls. It was a sad situation. The troll adults paid the larvae little heed and pretty much allowed them to run rampant, causing Mischief. The larvae had very few social skills and were generally quite irksome.

    One of the troll families had some significantly more irksome larvae than others. One of the larvae, his name was Bobo, was a professional Button Pusher. He made it a point to go up to anyone he came across and rile them up. the other species, like the faeries and the elves, would go to the other side of the street if they saw him coming. He wasn't very well liked, needless to say. He was generally a punk of a larvae. But he got his comuppance.

    One day, Bobo was wandering around the swamps looking for people to irritate. Sitting under a tree, minding their own business, was a fleet of dragons. They were peaceful dragons, philosophers, so Bobo thought they were an easy target. He chuckled to himself as he approached the picnicing fleet.

    "wassup u scaley freaks." said Bobo as he came upon the dragons.
    the dragons mearly glanced at Bobo with a look of disdane.
    "U should say hi back when someone say sumthing 2 U."
    One of the elder dragons decided to address the troll.
    "Why should we bother ourselves with you? You are naught but larvae. A pimple. A boil. A minor irritation. We shall do nothing but ignore you and maybe you will get the hint and go drown yourself in a puddle."
    But Bobo did not go away. He continued to dance around the dragons, poking them, smirking, using strange vocabulary that the dragons really didn't understand but passed it off as ignorant youth.

    After an hour of Bobo pushing the dragons' buttons, the dragons finally had enough of Bobo's ignorant, juvenile antics and decided to take care of the problem themselves.

    The elder dragon stood up, drawing herself to her full height and descended upon the larvae. In a puff of smoke, there was nothing left of Bobo but a tuft of fur.

    The moral of the story..... well, I think it's pretty obvious, don't you?
    "He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals."
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    That cracked me up!! Very creative. There seems to be a plague of trolls lately. Very annoying. And people keep giving them attention so they keep coming back for more. They're joining like crazy. Every time I go back to the main page, there's another new person. It's getting a bit ridiculous. And they're all from Florida.
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    trolls

    What I don't understand is seemingly intelligent people actually give them the time of day and reply. Wasted energy.
    Hopefully they (trolls) will slither back under the rocks they came from.
    Claudia

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    Great story!
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    ROFLMAO!

    What a wonderful bedtime story! Is the troll invasion a yearly event that coincides with summer vacation? I think it's high time they should all be ignored....they are getting under everyone's skin!
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
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    heinz I applaud you for a very apt description of current events

    Have you thought about writing kids books for a living lol! I'd buy them for my kids tehe.

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    I loved it!

    Thanks for the signature & avatar kfamr

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    great story


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    Hehe great story! Sounds oddly familiar though...

    I'm so sick of trolls.
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    Have you thought about writing kids books for a living lol!
    Yeah!! You could put that troll larvae's BUTT ugly picture (you know whose picture I'm talking about) on the front of the book and call it "No Mo Bobo"

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    see, I didn't see it!!

    Yet it is so obvious now! And one of the lastest trolls, who has hurled some very gross insults about their insects death and their now 20 pregnant animals would like all of us to visit their website; for what reason, i dunno. The troll explanation is perfect! A troll wants all the attention on "Me, me, me!" And uses cruelty to get it! Well, another thanks for an enlightenment, I know long require duct tape on my hands to stop myself from responding! Thank you!
    pixie

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    Re: see, I didn't see it!!

    Originally posted by leslie flenner
    Yet it is so obvious now! And one of the lastest trolls, who has hurled some very gross insults about their insects death and their now 20 pregnant animals would like all of us to visit their website; for what reason, i dunno. The troll explanation is perfect! A troll wants all the attention on "Me, me, me!" And uses cruelty to get it! Well, another thanks for an enlightenment, I know long require duct tape on my hands to stop myself from responding! Thank you!
    The particular troll you are referring to who wants all to visit it's website, may possibly have a virus for all who visit it. One of the other posters noticed and alerted in the thread. WARNING...WARNING...GIVE THE TROLLS NO MORE DESIRED ATTENTION! (or I'll come duct tape your hands together)!
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
    Author Unknown ~*~

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    ~BRRR~ I'VE BEEN FROSTED!!!~ BRRR~

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    The "ignore" feature also works quite well, as I am SOOOO tempted to respond and thus *feed* the little trolls myself I now have four little trolls on ignore and wonder if it is simply one troll??

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    and now i see why....

    they would want others to see website, goes with the profile! "Me, me, me! Give ME attention!" It all makes sense now! don't need duct tape anymore! this story is my duct tape! Thanks again for this enlightenment!
    pixie

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    oy....

    and yet there are still responses to these loosers! Keeping them on top of the posts for others to be dragged in. Hope these posts die soon and no more continued fueling of the fire!
    Claudia

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