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    Achieving Inner Peace (joke)

    My best buddy from college is often sending me jokes or funny links to things. I got this earlier and just can't resist sharing. I'm putting it in the Dog House though because I'm sure it's possible that it may offend, but I hope people just take it in the humorous way it was meant. . Anyway here it is:

    "I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as we start the spring time we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

    The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

    So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freakin good I feel.... You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace."
    Mom to Tasha, Raven, and Rudy the greyhound

    Missing always: Tommy, at the Rainbow Bridge

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    Haha! You're gonna feel like hell tomorrow!


    Thank you Wolfie!

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    Originally posted by Tonya
    Haha!
    You're gonna feel like hell tomorrow!


    I kinda dout you're gonna "feel" ANYTHING ~
    for about a WEEK!

    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    LOL, well don't think I actually did those things, I'd about be passed out after half a bottle of wine myself . But the cheesecake and chocolates sure sound good
    Mom to Tasha, Raven, and Rudy the greyhound

    Missing always: Tommy, at the Rainbow Bridge

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    Re: Achieving Inner Peace (joke)

    Originally posted by K9soul
    and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey,
    Hey, have you been to Los Angeles lately????
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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