I was sniffing my cat's front paws the other day for some strange, unknown reason, and I thought I smelled a dusty smell, like old antique wood. But, as I got closer to my cat, I realized, it's coming from her! Holly's never been known to eat anything except her food, so I was curious. I sniffed her paws. Fritos!
Sniff your cat's paws and I garuntee they will smell like Fritos!
I thought this would make a few people laugh, so I decided to make a name and stick it on.

People who think they cannot buy love have never bought an animal.