Boomer, I spoke with Fister and he has agreed to dip into the petty cash fund and pay for a personal jet for you to fly to Miami, pronto! Please pack your bags and get yourself to the airport. There will be a plane there, waiting for you. Please call Fister for the details. (555)-555-5555.
Boomer, don't worry about the ladies. There are many shy ones on the cruise and MANY still unspoken for.....and available. I am one of them.
Hope to meet you soon Bommer Boy!
(on the ship and having fun...and using my Meowmie's cell)