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    The Cruise Of The Good Ship "Feline Princess"

    This is your captain speaking. I would like to invite you on board the luxury cruise ship "Feline Princess" This will be a Mystery Cruise, the destinations may vary according to the mood of our distinguished passengers, and NOTHING will be taken for granted. The management would like to say that they take no responsibility whatsoever for the outcome of this epic trip.

    THE "FELINE PRINCESS"



    Taller than the Statue of Liberty and longer than three football fields, this 260-pet ship features an unprecedented design with some of the most innovative amenities ever found on a cruise ship, providing its 4-legged passengers with unparalleled onboard choice.
    Our deck plans offer lots of restaurants, theaters, catnip bars, swimming & indoor fishing pools etc. Princess staterooms offer the deluxe amenities you'd expect from a first-class hotel: everything from 24-hour room service to kibbles on the pillow at night.

    BOUTIQUES
    On Board Duty-free treasures from around the world await you in our duty-free boutiques, exquisite mouse toys, exotic feline cruise-wear, and designer fragrances (Eau du Clam etc.)
    We have a fine selection of duty-free catnip available for sale during your cruise, available for your trip home and for pet owner pickup on the last day the boutiques are open. Please ask your stateroom steward for details and they will be pleased to assist.
    We would like to point out that exaggerated catnip abuse will not be tolerated on board and will be severely dealt with.

    GYMNASIUM
    For today's fitness-oriented traveler, we offer the convenience of shipboard gymnasiums and spas. Our newest ships are fitted with the latest cardiovascular and mouse-training exercise equipment, including bird hunting machines, treadmills, and free fishing tackle.

    THE SPA
    The Feline Princess has health and beauty centers fully equipped to pamper you from whisker to claw. Spas offer aromatherapy, body hugs, massage, scritchies, cuddles and headbumpies.

    BEAUTY SALON
    A full range of fur care and beauty salon services is available through the shipboard beauty salon. Staffed by fur stylists and therapists professionally trained by Lady Edwina, the salon is open daily. It is strongly recommended that you make your appointments on embarkation day so that you may get the most convenient appointment time.

    ROOM SERVICE
    Call for personal room service, ice, kibbles or a wake-up call at any time of the day or night.

    AQUARIUM and AVIARY
    Our aquarium is restocked each day with a fresh asortment of slow moving saltwater fish, there are guaranteed no bottom dwellers. The aviary contains an incredible collection of colorful birds from across the world for your cackling pleasure! No eating please.

    DINING
    Dinners are expected to be grand memorable affairs, correctly served on the finest china, with a choice of fresh tap water, catnip tea, and cream drinks. Highly creative menus, regional cuisine including caribbean seafood and catnip marinated mouse, but also traditionals like paté de mouse or crème de foie de chicken should provide maximum choice and variety.
    The service staff will take pleasure in providing you with the ultimate attention with the utmost of finesse and the word "no" definitely is not in their vocabulary.

    ACCOMMODATION
    Grand Suite with Private Balcony A Bedroom with a tiger-size bed, a separate sitting room with a sofa and fireplace and a private balcony are just a few of the amenities included. Luxury litter boxes can be accessed from both the bedroom and balcony and there are three televisions and a refrigerator.

    PHOTOGRAPHIC SERVICE
    Feline Princess' photo staff is able to provide Pet Talk members with products and services not usually available on a cruise ship. Anyone requiring photos of the various areas of the ship can email or PM us, and copies will be sent for further manipulation. For those unable to do this, we are prepared to help if a suitable photo of the subject is sent to us with details of the event.

    PLANNED ENTERTAINMENT:
    Hootie & the Blowfish
    The Tuna Tunes
    The Dancing Clams
    Carla the clam
    Joey The Court Jester (Delidog)

    We are quite sure that many of our esteemed passengers will join in and give us a little "show" once in awhile and tell their own stories. All are welcome!

    Lets see what they're up to!!


    john
    Last edited by jonza; 01-09-2008 at 08:52 AM.

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    it can only be attained through understanding."
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    Re: The Cruise Of The Good Ship "feline Princess"

    … and here is the first group of happy travelers:

    Last edited by jonza; 01-09-2008 at 08:54 AM.

    "Peace cannot be achieved through violence,
    it can only be attained through understanding."
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    We're never invited.
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    There's still room for your gang, Jen!! Just sign up! And pics, please!!
    Randi



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    I think most of the kitties invited themselves. At least mine did.
    Of course there might be some better educated ones.

    For everyone who did not see how it started:

    Fister has big plans

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    Mitzi and Mishi are trying to pack their fishing pole:

    As for their Passport pics: here's Mitzi:

    and Mishi -

    Little Ms. Mitzi Mitts
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    Here and Here
    In memory of my beloved fur children, Goldie, Mishi and Mitzi.
    Rest in peace and play hard at the Rainbow Bridge.
    Goldie: 9/5/88 - 4/10/03
    Mishi: with us from 5/5/03 - 7/13/07
    Mitzi: with us from 4/19/03 - 1/23/10

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    Oh Dear! Pouncer is a bit upset that his Passport was not in the first bunch! I've tried to re-assure him that its in the next bunch, but you know the impatience of youth...

    He is also quite excited to see a bunny and a few doggies taking the trip. He's never met a bunny face to face and would like to.

    He's been practicing his dance steps and found his "groove thing." I refuse to allow him to pack the leisure suit - it seems he got his paws on a VERY old cruise brochure and thinks that is the proper attire. At least he agrees that white socks and sandles with a Hawaiin shirt is a fashion fax paus.

    He plans on spending lazy days watching the water and hoping for glimpses of whales. You see, once he'd heard that fishies get that big he'd almost passed out... who's gonna tell him that whales aren't fish? He's very excited and can't wait to go!

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    Jen, there were so many "clawing" their way to the front to be the first signed up - no wonder you missed the invitation.

    Of course, your gang should be included.

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    Pouncer, at this very moment, Fister is writing a complaint to the authorities about Pouncer's missing ID card. If they listen carefully and understand the importance of it, they'll will have it ready tomorrow!! Or he'll will give them an offer they can't refuse!!
    Last edited by Randi; 01-22-2004 at 10:28 AM.
    Randi



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    OOOOO, Speckles says how do I sign up???? I need a vacation from that little dirt bag Max......
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Oh no, Scout has her nose out of joint since her id card isn't included in the first group but Ripley and Jazz are.



    I'm going to have a talk with her about her attitude during the trip.

    From Decker with Love

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    Nutz! Darn Kat left wiffOUT us...

    Wundered whut wuz up last nite...
    saw da Airport Limo pullin inna driveway
    an tried ta tell Dad...
    He jest sed "Zzzzzz..."

    Den we heard da garage door goin up...

    Found da Trail a Kat Printz inna snow this mornin...
    anna buncha marks where sumbuddie drug sum soft-sided luggage
    thru da snow...

    Dad *squalwk'd* bout his Aftur Shave Stinky Waddur wuz missin, too.
    Then noticed hiz Plastik Munney Kard wuz gone when he tried ta pay
    fur gas inna kar...

    We wuz *thinkin* bout sneekin along onna boat ride...
    notice Gavin, Sadie, Joey, Louey... seem ta be inna
    Ship's Kumpanie...
    wunder iffin we kan Hook Up wiff em in New Yawk??

    Better start *lookin* ta see if there's any luggage left inna howze...
    Notice da Kat snitched a kupla our new Chrissmiss Bamdannaz -
    wunder if WE gotz anyfin to WEAR!??
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    Chuck wants to go too! And, he's hoping he can bring he meowmie!
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  14. I hear the overworked (and underpaid!) cruise directors are working overtime trying to get caught up on all the id badges. Meanwhile there's a jam at the loading pier.....


    Everyone seems calm and collected about the whole thing!

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    A cruise--what fun! Since Kona has such a phobia of leaving the house , she was hesitant to sign up for such a journey. But she will be checking in each day to read about the wonderful adventure. Bon voyage!
    Oreo and Molly

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