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    Your Daily Moment of Zen

    This is something that was sent to me a while back - it seems like a good "Dog House" item. Enjoy and TGIF



    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me alone.

    2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

    3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

    4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

    5. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

    8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

    9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

    12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    13. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

    14. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

    15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

    16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    17. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

    18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

    19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

    20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    22. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass . . . Then things get worse.

    23. The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.

    24. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    LOL, those are so true! Thanks for sharing!
    - - Tiffany && Blueberry - -

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    cute it took me a moment or two to realize that they were supposed to be like that though. I'm used to the first one ending with

    Just walk beside me and be my friend.
    Goonies never say die!



    Thanks Amy for the great sig!

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    LOL that made my friday.

    this one is my favorite (right this minute).
    9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
    -babolaypo


    Only that which is the other gives us fully unto ourselves.
    -Sri Yogananda

    It's important to have an end to journey toward but it's the journey that matters in the end.
    -Ursula Leguin

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    Hee hee those are great!!
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    I liked them all, but especially liked this one......

    8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."
    Charles Mackay, Scottish journalist, circa 1841

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    okay, now THAT one is my new favorite!

    Originally posted by lizbud


    I liked them all, but especially liked this one......

    8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
    -babolaypo


    Only that which is the other gives us fully unto ourselves.
    -Sri Yogananda

    It's important to have an end to journey toward but it's the journey that matters in the end.
    -Ursula Leguin

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    Very funny! thanks for sharing.

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    Thanks for sharing--those made me laugh!!
    Emily, Kito, Abbey, Riley, and Jada

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    Here's One....

    "Always borrow money from a pessimist...then they won't expect it back..."

    Crystal


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    Here's one I liked. Probably not Zen like, but true....


    Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody. ~Moms Mabley
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."
    Charles Mackay, Scottish journalist, circa 1841

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    I was trying to find a favorite..but I just can't choose!!! Those are so darn funny, thanks for a laugh.

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    Hmm.... #8 Sounds REALLY REALLY framiler

    I added to my siggy a week ago! lol what a quinkee-dink!

    Number 16 is one that Richard might wanna take note of Lol coundnt help myself

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    lol, thanks for sharing! Love this one:

    8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

    -Amanda-
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    And mommy to my two little angels in heaven Scooter (1-07-04) and Dexter (1-13-04)

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    LMAO!

    My favorite... Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield. Don't I know that feeling!


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