Dearest PJ, a.k.a. Pumpkin Junior, a.k.a. "Daddy Bab," you are gorgeous! Such a pretty orange tabby with white trim girl you are! You are so pretty with that soft-looking colorful fur, and what a sweet face you have with that cute pink nose with the orange patch around it, and those lovely big orange eyes! Your kitty pal Munchkin, also orange tabby with white trim, is just as beautiful, too! My orange-tabby-with-white-trim-and-orange-eyes girl Sparkler says you are both PURRRFect!!! I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Georgia to pet you both.! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrson will pet you both for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have, too! You and Munchkin may battle it out sometimes, but then you are loving best friends, cuddling together. You have your zooming spells through the house, and we hope you don't cause too much destruction! You like to lie on your dear Purrrson's shoulders. Please don't jump up too suddenly! You are only a year old and still a kitten at heart. We're sorry you have allergies, and we hope the shot is helping. You are very affectionate, and you and your dear Purrrson and Munchkin all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Pumpkin Junior, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and Munchkin and your dear Purrrson and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948ó2015), Sourcery