Dearest Flynn Montgomery, what a gorgeous young Standard Poodle you are! You are so pretty and sweet-looking. You have the most delightful personality, too! You make your dear people smile with all your energy and antics. You and they and your two kitty housemates all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Flynn Montgomery, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery