Sweet little Fluffy!
Dearest Fluffy, what an adorable Teddy Guinea Pig you are! You are so cute, with that pretty-colored, soft-looking fur and that sweet face with those lovely brown eyes. At two months of age you are a growing girl, still timid but getting more brave. Your dear person and her friend take very good, loving care of you. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Fluffy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special pieces of apple and carrots!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery