Dearest Nibbler, you are utterly adorable! What a sweet, precious little ferret girl you are. Your beauty shows through so well in those great photos. And what a story you have to tell! You were a biter at first, but your person saw a scared little creature and brought you home. She gave you the unconditional love you needed to get over the biting and become "the sweetest little thing to ever enter my life." You and she and your ferret sisters and all your family members love each other dearly, don't you. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Nibbler, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery