Edgar the Adorable Albino Bunny!
Dearest Edgar, what a sweet, pretty albino bunny you are! You are utterly adorable in those great photos. And what a tale of devotion your young friend has to tell about you! It took a while for him/her to convince dad to adopt Edgar, but you finally came home with them. She/he is learning all about caring for and sharing life with a bunny. You have great fun on her bed, hopping around and eating papers there! You and he/she love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Edgar, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear young friend, your kitty housemates Daisy and the other kitties, and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery