Dearest Annie, you are adorable indeed! Such a pretty Chihuahua girl, a sweet senior. Your Mom saw you on the Facebook page of the Huntsville Animal Services and couldn't resist! Many thanks to her for choosing to give a permanent loving home to a rescued senior doggie. Now you have the perfect home, which even has some doggie sisters there! You have the best Mom and sisters, don't you, and you and they all love each other dearly. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Annie, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery