Dearest Oscar, you are adorable! What a gorgeous West Highland Terrier you are! You are so pretty and happy in all those great photos, and how nice to see you relaxing with your dear Dad in the last one. You make your dear people smile with all your antics and energy. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Oscar, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery