Dearest Lulu, you are adorable! What a sweet little Syrian Hamster you are! You are so cute and curious and friendly in all those great photos. You have the most delightful personality, too! Your first family didn't understand you and took you back to the pet shop, but your new family (Furrrever family!) knew you just needed love and cuddles. Now you are 21 months old, and you love people around you and are very friendly with the children too. You respond to your dear people when they talk to you. You love running around the house and playing on the sofa. You and your dear family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congatulations, darling Lulu, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery