Dearest Daphne Morgan, what a beautiful Beagle/Lab/Etc. mix doggie you are! You are so pretty and have so much personality showing through so well in those great photographs! And what a wonderful story you have to tell, full of so much love. We're so sorry you lost your first best friend Junior to old age, but he is at the Rainbow Bridge now watching you all and sending down love. And now you have young Jazzmine to watch over, and that good rabbit friend who loves you and licks your ear constantly. You and they and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Daphne Morgan, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and Jazzmine and the bunny and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats. We know Junior and the other Angels are all rejoicing at the Bridge!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery