Dearest Mandarine, what an adorable orange Fancy Mouse you are! You are so pretty with that soft-looking fur and the sweet face with the big dark eyes. And what a delightful personality you have, too! You make your dear person smile with your energy and antics.You and your cage-mate have lots of fun. You often have tug of wars with lots of squeaking. You and he/she and your dear person all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Mandarine, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear cage-mate and person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, perhaps even some special pumpkin seeds!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery