Dearest Lucy, what a beautiful, beloved young Lop Rabbit lady you are! You are so pretty, and you have the sweetest personality, too. You and your dear family members love each other very much, don't you. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Lucy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery