Dearest Annie, you are adorable indeed! I never knew there were hairless guinea pigs. I agree completely with my good friend tatsxxx11, you are beautiful, with "that velvety soft coat, those pretty markings, that sweet sweet, that nose tuftie!!!" You have a delightful personality, too. And how nice that you have your hairy sister and BFF Rosie to cuddle with now! You and she and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Annie (and Rosie), on being chosen today's Pet(s) of the Day! We hope you both and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery