Dearest Sandy, you are the Miracle Goat indeed! Thank you for sharing all those sweet photographs with us! What a touching, heartwarming story of love and devotion and perseverance your family has shared with us. They never gave up on you, and they nursed you through health troubles from birth and onward. You never gave up, either, and one day you stood up on your own! Your dear people kept on with the loving care and many prayers. Now you are a wether, living out life as a pet and keeping your dear Mom company. You and she and all your family members love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Sandy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and Mom and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery