Dearest Fanny, what a beautiful bunny of many colors you are! Your fur is so pretty and looks so soft, and the snow is a nice touch on it. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. You are the perfect pet for him/her. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Fanny, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery