Dearest Mia, what a beautiful Greyhound-mix girl you are! You are so pretty with that "bullseye." And you have the most delightful personality, too. You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Mia, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery