Dearest Breezy, what a beautiful blue budgie girl you are! You are utterly gorgeous. And how nice that your people adopted you from a rescue group, and many thanks to them for supporting rescue! We're so glad you and your dear person are carrying on with your health challenges, and we send along our prayers and good wishes. You and he/she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Breezy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery