Dearest Flury, a.k.a. Flury-Floofy-Poofy-Snuggie-Buggie-Floofles, you are a beautiful Splash Cochin Chicken! What fluffy, pretty feathers you have, and what a sweet face. You have quite the personality, too. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Flury, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery