Dearest Duke, you are not only beautiful to see, you have the most beautiful soul, too! What a perfect therapy dog you are for your dear person. Your photos are delightful, especially the one of you and her together. You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Duke, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery