Great news, Elektra, you've been spayed! Congratulations.. You're a WOMAN now, A fine, womanly cat who will not be adding to the feline overpopulation problem!
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You've turned out to be quite non-verbal, except right after you've had a bath. That's when you make your chuckling sound to your now-grown baby girl along with some anxious little licks. (I'd love to see and hear that!)
How wonderful the way you've come into your own in your family! You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you all share!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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