Handsome Baxter, what a good boy you are - well, except when there's tempting Thai food around, anyway! I know you think you are a human, but you are today's Dog of the Day! What a soft-looking handsome golden coat you have, and it is nice you can even say "I love you" to make your people smile! Now, don't you worry - your humans do not want your bone, so you don;t really need to worry about hiding it that much, or patrolling the spot! Your secret is safe with us, okay?