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    If You Laugh At These Jokes, Congratulations! You’re A Nerd.

    I missed about 3 of these....maybe 4. Yikes. The last one explains itself, though.

    Listen up nerds: you’re about to laugh your Bunsen burners off.
    Thanks to the rise of the socially awkward and scientifically-minded outcasts of the world, the Internet has become Nerdtown. Truthfully, we couldn’t be happier about it. Take a break from the lab to check out these hilarious one-liners that would have Schrödinger slappin’ his knee.































    "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -- Emo Philips

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    "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -- Emo Philips

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    (via: BuzzFeed and Huffington Post.)
    Don’t worry if they went over your head. Just go back to science class.
    "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -- Emo Philips

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    Groaners, every one!
    I've Been Frosted

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    Cha.

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    Mucho grande groaners.

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    I'm a chemist so I especially like the Chemistry Cat ones!
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
    "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"-Polish proverb

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    I'm a nerd! I laughed at almost all of these!
    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!

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    I'm a theoretical physicist. And go on rotating the universe while I hold my light bulb.

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