Dearest Pagalos, what a gorgeous fellow you are! You are just stunningly beautiful, basking on your very own special Horsie friend, there in sunny Greece. You are so handsome and proud indeed, with your pretty brown-tabby-with-white fur and your pale green eyes, supervising your territory. I wish I could reach through the screen all the way to Greece to pet you and your Horsie too! But since I can't, I'm sure one of your loving family members will give you both some pets for me .
You and your family members, including Horsie, all love and appreciate each other very much, don't you! You were a fat little kitten when you were adopted, so you were named after an equally plump politician.. but unlike him, you have grown up to be a lean, mean, fighting machine who single handedly keeps the mice population of your stables in check. What a delightful love-filled home you all share!
Congratulations, darling Pagalos, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your whole family, including Horsie, and all your friends are enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery