Dearest Ollie, what a sweet young man you are! You have the prettiest pale-grey-tabby-patterned fur that I wish I could reach over to Colorado and pet.. the LOONG white whiskers.. and those pale blue eyes (perhaps still the kitteny color?) with the look of love in them. You are so cute in the picture with the colorful ribbon headband, which goes so well with your coloring and really brings out your eyes.
You are not only adorable to look at, you have such a delightful Purrrsonality! You make your humans smile with all your antics, and you've brought light and comfort to them after the passing of their previous cats Boo and Sophie. You love attention, don't you, and you have all kinds of amusing ways to get it! Chewing on hair after your Purrrson takes a shower, pouncing on fingers that are being run on the floor, playing with hangers, toilet paper rolls, ribbons and strings (be careful you don't swallow any of those last two things!).. and then you cuddle up to sleep with one of your people all night. You are so full of fun and energy, and you and your family all love each other dearly. What a wonderful love-filled home you all share!
Congratulations, darling little Ollie, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your kitty roomie and the fishie and your humans and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery