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    Paper is not dead!

    "Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere." -- Erma Bombeck

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    Good one!
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    To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
    Ecclesiastes 3:1
    The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
    To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
    Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
    Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
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    Reminds me of the joke about driving thru the desert with a friend.

    He had to go potty and pulled over the car, got out an walked a fed steps, turned around and said he needed some TP. None in the car so I told him to use a dollar.

    He does his business, but comes back to the door flicking his hand up and down.

    He gets in and says he got poop on his hand, I remind him that I told him to use a dollar.

    He says, "I did, the first three quarters worked fine, I ran into trouble with the two dimes and nickel......"

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    I've not heard anyone but salespeople for tablets declaring paper as dead. Since when does anyone believe what marketers declare is true?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen View Post
    I've not heard anyone but salespeople for tablets declaring paper as dead. Since when does anyone believe what marketers declare is true?
    I believe it was meant as a joke...............funny-ha-ha..............don't you think???
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    Myndi the Fuzzbutt - Mom's DOTD - Everyday
    RIP 1/24/1996~8/9/2013
    Ellie - Mom to the Fuzzbuttz

    To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
    Ecclesiastes 3:1
    The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
    To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
    Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
    Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
    ~~~~true author unknown~~~~

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    Quote Originally Posted by pomtzu View Post
    I believe it was meant as a joke...............funny-ha-ha..............don't you think???
    I know it was meant as a joke, but also was a promo for the paper industry!

    Of course certain brands of toilet paper will tell you they are made of softer substances, but TP is still TP!
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