Sweet darling Arabella
Oh, dearest Arabella, what a beautiful sweet young Maine Coon girl you are! You have the loveliest long tabby and white fur and the sweetest face, with those gorgeous pale yellow-green eyes looking out at your world with such a peaceful and loving expression.
How lucky you were that you were brought to the Humane Society as a sick kitten, where you were immediately adopted by your wonderful FURRREVER PURRRSON! You and she/he bonded immediately, and he/she nursed you and brought you back to good health. Now you are the peacekeeper in your home full of other animals. You brighten the day for everyone around you just by your soft, sweet presence. You have birds to watch and pets under your chin to be received, and you love to get into gentle conversations with your friends. What a delightful, love-filled home you all share!
Congratulations, darling Arabella, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your human and animal friends are all enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery