Dearest Christopher, what an utterly gorgeous Snowshoe/Ragdoll mix you are! You are clearly the kind of guy who can fit comfortably into anywhere you find yourself, such as in that leather bag on the sink. You have the sweetest look in your lovely blue eyes, and what a fine, big, fluffy dark tail you display so majestically in that last picture! No wonder your Meowmie failed at fostering you.. AND your siblings too!
What a delightful companion you are! You are loving and playful, kitten-wrestling-match peacekeeper but also capable of instigating kitty stampedes.. snuggling with the dogs when you realize they need company.. helping your Meowmie with household chores and when she is getting ready for work.. What a wonderful home you all share!
Congratulations, darling Christopher, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your kitty sibs and doggie pals and Meowmie and your other friends are all enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery