Your Honor, Mayor Tuxedo Stan, what a pleasure it is to meet you today! (And I can't believe that a miniscule technicality such as not having a birth certificate has kept you from assuming your rightful office.) I am sure you have the city of Halifax functioning beautifully.. especially for the kitties living there. Not to mention all the homeless cats and those owned by low income families worldwide who have been helped as a result of your tireless efforts on their behalf.
What a handsome Tuxedo gentleman you are, dearest Stan, with your golden eyes and pink nosie and LOOOONG white whiskers and eyebrows! And what a delight you are to your human servants and everyone who meets you. What a wonderful home full of love you share with your family and your constituents in lovely Halifax!
We are sorry you are experiencing a bout of kidney cancer, and we hope and pray that the chemotherapy is effective and you are back in good health before long. We are sending along loads of love and healing energies and good wishes to you.
Congratulations, darling Mayor Stan, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your human servants and all your family and the citizens of Halifax are enjoying a delightful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games, and perhaps even a parade through the streets of Halifax!
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I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery