Our new British friend Oscar John Wild!
Dearest Oscar, what a fine-looking, gorgeous, fluffy kitty you are.. and at only one year old you are still a growing boy! You are so pretty with your soft white fur with the black accents.. your sweet face with those pale green eyes looking out at us with such delight.. and your cute little black nosie and two-tone paw pads. You are adorable in all your photos and look so completely content. I especially love the one of you on your back in your Purrrson's lap!
That is so good that you prefer to watch the world from the windowsill, rather than go out. Much safer to stay inside! And you keep the house free of spiders when you are not stretched out resting in front of the fire. And what fun that you like to climb in and explore handbags! You and your family enjoy a wonderful home full of love, don't you!
Congratulations, darling Oscar John Wild, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope that you and your Purrrson and the whole family are enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games and perhaps even a new handbag to climb into.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery