Oh, dearest Pepper, what an utterly gorgeous Ragdoll kitty you are! That luxurious fur that I'd love to reach all the way to Norway to pet!.. those LOOOOOOOONG white whiskers and ear tufts... those pale blue eyes with the look of such contentment in them.
And what fun you and your loving family all have! You are the rare cat that enjoys going on car trips, so you and your people can be together much more of the time. And you are great for begging for treats and for cuddling, too. You and your Purrrsons all love each other very much, don't you!
Congratulations, darling Pepper, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your whole family are enjoying a delightful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and your favorite treats and games and maybe even a nice long car ride!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery