Little Sweetie Simbah!
Ooohhhhhhhh, dearest little baby Simbah, you are just the cutest little thing! Your Meowmie Courtney loves you so very much, and no wonder. You have such a sweet little face, with those kitteny blue eyes looking out at the big wide world with wonder and love. How nice that you have a good doggie friend, Indi, who treats you like you're her puppy! And you have your cat teddie to bathe like it's your kitten. You are so full of energy, aren't you, chasing your pom pom around the house and then picking it up and carrying it around.. and then you get all cuddly and affectionate. What a wonderful home full of love you and Indi and Courtney all share, way down under in Queensland!
Congratulations, darling Simbah, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and Indi and Courtney and all your friends are all enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery