Dearest little Monroe, what an utterly adorable young Tuxedo lady you are! You have such a pretty face and lovely fur with such a nice Tuxedo pattern. And what a long, LOOOOONG tail you have!
What a good girl you are, going for outings with your harness and leash. I'm so glad your Purrrson was able to get you to come out from under the car seat! You and she/he have clearly had some dramatic experiences in your life together, but it was all worth it, wasn't it. You and he/she have some delightful times together, don't you.. you curling up in the sunshine, going for car rides and walks in the park, chatting when you have something to say, playing fetch, being snuggled and carried like a baby, and welcoming him/her home with licks and purrs. What a wonderful home full of love you both share!
Congratulations, darling Monroe, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope that you and your Purrrson are enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games, perhaps another walk in the park and then a game of Fetch.
I've been Frosted (thanks, Elyse and Karen!).
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery