Oh, dearest Tinker, what an adorable kitten you were and what a gorgeous grownup you are now! Such a pretty calico girl. How fortunate that sweet Ellie found you and loved you right away. You and she were just what each other needed, wereren't you!
You and she and your humans all love each other dearly. What a delightful home you all share in sunny Dubai.. and you're looking forward to retirement in beautiful France.
Congratulations, darling Tinker, on being chosen our Cat of the Day! We hope you and Ellie and your humans are all enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery