Oh, dearest Maxxine, what an utterly adorable tabby girl you are! Your photos are so sweet, showing your beautiful tabby colors and pattern in closeup. We love your pale green eyes and your LOOOONG white whiskers and eyebrows and your loving expressions. You already look so contented, knowing you are in your wonderful FURRREVER home now. How nice that you get to warm yourself in the sunshine, enjoy your wet food and Temptations, and rub up against corners and chairs. You and your Purrrsons love each other so very much. What a wonderful home in beautiful Cape Breton you all share, noisy dog and all!
Congratulations, darling Maxxine, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope that you and your Purrrsons and the doggie are all enjoying a delightful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games, perhaps including a stroll in the sun and then some belly rubs and Temptations!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery