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    Ponderables?

    Can mayhem happen in April?

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    If the speed limit sign say 45, why can I drive 55?

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    If the US gives guns to the Syrian rebels, do they have to pass a background check?

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    Why does my dog always bark at the UPS and USPS trucks? And why can't he talk like the Frontline puppy....

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    Why isn't iceberg lettuce, frozen?

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    Why do we only celebrate Mom and Dad for only one day a year, isn't that a 24/7/365 thing?

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    If you can heckle a speaker, can you jeckle them too?

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    How can I lose my car in a parking lot, if it has a GPS unit in it?
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    Your post reminds me of a pesky 3yr old. Why Mommy, why can't I, why, why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizbud View Post
    Your post reminds me of a pesky 3yr old. Why Mommy, why can't I, why, why?
    There is a commercial that plays locally about the good things on the internet.

    This child - about 7-8 years old - asks his mom,

    "Are fireworks legal if you do them indoors?"

    That is a line that immensely entertains me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    There is a commercial that plays locally about the good things on the internet.

    This child - about 7-8 years old - asks his mom,

    "Are fireworks legal if you do them indoors?"

    That is a line that immensely entertains me.


    That Mom had better find the kids stash quick.
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    Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post

    Why does my dog always bark at the UPS and USPS trucks?

    Because the drivers are such forgetful people - every time they come, invade his yard, and put something in the mailbox, and every time he successfully "chases them away" but the next day, they come back like they forgot he chased them away yesterday!
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    If a computer programmer goes to Taiwan and leaks material he stole from the government, is it still secret?

    Why would the US provide the Syrian rebels with small arms when you need longer ones to shoot a rifle?

    Why isn't water called 'unfrozen ice' and ice called 'frozen water'?

    If you captain a ship and have to go to court are you judged by a jury of your piers?

    If a basketball player breaks the law, would he get a home court advantage?

    Why is does a hockey game go on after a player achieves a goal?

    If I want to mail a sandwich, what kind of food stamps do I put on it?
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    World basketball chamopionships, football starts and a world series in October!!.

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    The price of everything has gone up ... why is a vowel on Wheel of Fortune still the same price it was when the show first aired?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post

    Why do we only celebrate Mom and Dad for only one day a year, isn't that a 24/7/365 thing?

    This brings to mind my husband. He's not big on celebrating anniversaries - says it's like being good only one day/year. We should "celebrate" each other everyday - or there might come a time when there are no anniversaries.

    What good is it to honor our parents just one day each year - how do we treat them on the other 364?

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    Why is a paring knife a single entity?

    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    World basketball chamopionships, football starts and a world series in October!!.

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    Has anyone ever seen Mrs Cubbison undressing?

    Does Anthony Weiner eat hotdogs?

    Would it be cheaper to have a postal worker deliver a baby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Has anyone ever seen Mrs Cubbison undressing?

    Does Anthony Weiner eat hotdogs?

    Would it be cheaper to have a postal worker deliver a baby?
    Not is you wanted to ever see the baby ... my local Post Office has been having trouble hiring decent letter carriers, and somewhere in this town is a Priority Mail letter/package sent me whose whereabouts is now a mystery!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen View Post
    Not is you wanted to ever see the baby ... my local Post Office has been having trouble hiring decent letter carriers, and somewhere in this town is a Priority Mail letter/package sent me whose whereabouts is now a mystery!
    Well you could opt for the home delivery, Just put off your labor until he is in the neighborhood?

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    Why is it called a home 'run' when the batter walks the bases?

    Why are 'foul balls' make of leather, not feathers? (I know it's spelled differently)

    Why does every pill have at least 6 or 7 side effects that are worse than the malady?

    What does an 'option' weigh?

    Why is it called a 'vacation' when you occupy the room you have rented?

    Why do they measure your blood alcohol level when you are upright?

    I have never seen it pour rain, It kinda sprinkles all over the place.

    If I take a cat nap, will I wake up on the back of the chair?

    My cat won't come when I call him, should I change his name to "sound that a treat package makes" or pretend he just hates me?

    Why do people talk a 'mile a minute' instead of 60 miles an hour?

    Is Anti Social married to Uncle Social?

    If you divide and conquer can you multiply and lose, too?

    Can I learn to play chess at a pawn shop?

    Can you put all your cards on the table if you are sitting on a couch?

    Would Mount Everest have been climbed if it was somewhere else?

    Shouldn't it be "books on a mircochips" now?

    Why isn't the morning called Pre-Noon?
    The secret of life is nothing at all
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    World basketball chamopionships, football starts and a world series in October!!.

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