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    Almighty Autocat

    Autocat, we can clearly see that you are a higher being from a different planet and you will be happy to hear that here on Pet Talk we have some of your cosmic co-kittizens who use the internet just as you do and can beam themselves to other places. And here my warning comes in: be careful with all this weight you want to put up. While it might make you a black hole it might prevent you from tunneling into other realities
    In the mean time we do what stupid humans do and send you scritchies and lots of congratulations

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    Thank you all !!!

    Hello everybody and thanks for nominating me .
    you are the best !! cheers to you and your super pets
    Here is one more photo of me , while programming subspace communication channels.
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    All hail Autocat!!
    We go on the computer too when Our Dad is at the Library and help him look up sites where we can get our food and treats at bargain prices, that way we get more bang for our buck.

    Also places where Our Dad can get great meals so we can have some take out and he and all of Our Angel Companions and Pals can have a nice meal out.
    They will certainly look up to you as we do Autocat the Astral Cat , Our Cosmic Cat Of The day.

    We Found Hotel Cats love Autocat and are sending a Space MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW To Our Outer Space Cat Autocat Our Space Cat ^^.
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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    Good day, Sir Autocat! You look very nice in your tabby stripes and white! I wonder what is on your menu for today? I hope it is something delicious! You look like you are just the right size to fit on your human I, another stupid human, am sending you cyber petting, scritchies, hugs and tons of congratulations! Happy Cat of the Day, most intelligent and handsome Autocat!
    Yikes! I've been Boo'd ... right off of the stage!
    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Sir Autocat. That is one of the best cat descriptions I have read. You are indeed very talented.

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    Dearest Mr. Sir Autocat, what an utterly gorgeous and phenomenal cat you are! So handsome in your brown tabby and white coat with your wise pale-green eyes.. and a genius too! You have succeeded in comprehending many mysteries of the Universe that few humans are capable of understanding. And you don't need to assimilate too much more food. You are PURRRFECT just the size you are!.. just the right size for slithering between all the Astral Bodies you will encounter on your journeys through space and time.

    You don't want to crush your human's head with your weight.. you need him to keep trying to grow vegetables for you to chew on! Good for you, rewarding him by letting him pet your extensive belly, so he keeps trying with the veggies. You clearly have him trained very well. You and he have a wonderful home in beautiful Greece, from which you venture out in explorations of cyber-space. What a fantastic cat you are!

    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."

    -- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

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    Sir Autocat what a stunning fellow you are!!!

    We stupid humans are in awe at your greatness!!! How kind of you to allow your human to share you with the rest of us on this old dirt ball today!!! I do hope you are getting all the treats you so richly deserve.

    Congratulations, Sir Autocat, on being our very special, and of course deserving, Cat of the Day!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,

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    WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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    Hello Autocat,

    How do you manage to be so smart yet so adorable at the same time? LOL
    I love the Zen like pose while think up new code at your pc. Congratulations sweet boy
    on being chosen for high honors as our CAT OF THE DAY. Wishing you a long
    happy & healthy life with those who love you dearly.
    I've Been Boo'd

    I've been Frosted






    Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."
    Charles Mackay, Scottish journalist, circa 1841

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    All hail Autocat!

    Happy Cat of the Day to you handsome, stunning, almighty Autocat, Greek kitty extraordinaire!
    Yes, resistance is futile, so consider me officially, putty in your paws!
    I can't tell you how taken I was reading your autobiography, oh awesome one! Looks, brains, cunning and the ability to weaken a human at the knees with a single glance! So, now that you've nailed down Einstein's theory of relativity, what's your thinking on string theory, dark matter?

    What a pleasure it was meeting you today, sweetheart, and thanks SO much for the *bonus* pic, for checking in today, personally! Swoooooon, I think I'm in love!

    Hope you're enjoying your much deserved day in the spotlight, sweetheart, being treated royally, for the king that you are!
    Lots of love, cuddles and smoochies to you, precious Autocat, our most awesome Cat of the Day!
    P.S...Go easy on your human's veggie garden!

    Star,Tigg'r , Mollie and the10 Gallon Gang!

    And my Rainbow Bridge Furangles...Jingles, Cody, Fritz, Chessa, Satin, Buddy, Lizzie, Oliver, Squeaker, Moonbeam, Rosie, Ruby~

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    Autocat!

    Autocat...you are too funny! What a cute, sweet, active cat - lol!
    Enjoy being Cat of the Day today, Autocat!

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