Dearest Serafina, what a beautiful mixture of Siamese and calico you are! And such a sweet girl too. Your Purrrson loves you very much, and so does your Chihuahua buddy. What a delight you are to live with: You are a non-stop purr machine who loves to play hide and seek. You can tell when someone needs some comforting, and then you know just what to do: jumping into the lap or head-bumping the upset Purrrson. We're sorry your sisters are no longer with you, and we hope they have happy new homes too. You and your Chihuahua pal are great playmates, aren't you.. What a wonderful home full of love you all share!
Congratulations, darling Serafina, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your Chihuahua and your whole family are all enjoying a wonderful day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery