Happy purrffday Groucho! It's nice to get your favourite dinner. My Meowmie says that I can have anything I want now.
By the way, I'm in need of a lawyer. I am so abuzed. Twice a day my Meowmie squrts me wiff 3 different kinds of awful tasting stuff in my mouff. I don't think any kitty should have to put up wiff dat. What do you fink?
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.