Oh, dearest Dama, what a beautiful senorita you are! You are a lovely brown (blending into orange here and there) tabby, with such a sweet face with the pale green eyes. We love your closeup near-profile shot. How wise and contented you look! And no wonder.. We are so glad that you and your sibling were both rescued and now live with human-siblings. You and your brother both have wonderful homes now! Your Purrrson loves you so very much, even if his/her mother doesn't appreciate your thoughtful mouse-gifts, which you bring because you love them so much.
Congratulations, darling Dama, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your family and your brother and his family are all enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery