Oh, dearest Effy, you are simply adorable! So sweet, with that soft grey fur and the tiny Scottish Fold ears and those gorgeous orange eyes. And your photos are delightful. I LOVE the one of you lying on your back snoozing! And how nice being raised by Valda the black Lab, who was raised by Ches the black Angora, so none of you were sure if you were dogs or cats. You all learned the best of both species! We're sorry that Ches and Valda have gone to the Rainbow Bridge, but we know their Angels keep you company. And your people love you very much and you love them very much. What a wonderful home you have!
Congatulations, darling Effy, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and you and your humans and Ches Angel and Valda Angel are all enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery