Pretty, Precious Princess
Oh, dearest Princess, Your Royal Highness, what a gorgeous brown tabby girl you are! You remind me of my Bob and my RB kitty Peony. You are very majestic, allowing your subjects to pet you on your terms. And you have fun too, chasing that laser light around and rubbing your face on the cat post and enjoying catnip. You are utterly delightful, and you and your subjects all love each other very much. Your royal palace is full of love, which is just as it should be.
Congratulations, darling Princess, on being selected today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your subjects are enjoying a fine day of celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Sir Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery